** Kouhi Ronaka is seen by Natalie Casanova in his locker room, even though as far as we know he has no reason to be at the arena. **
Natalie Casanova: Kouhi, can I have a few minutes of your time?
Kouhi Ronaka: Why are you interviewing me right now, Natalie?! I was going to go out there and make a huge debut. This isn't live, right?
Natalie Casanova: It's live.
Kouhi Ronaka: $%^&. Well thanks for ruining my debut then. What do you want to ask?
Natalie Casanova: Last time we saw you in America , you were wrestling in a god awful promotion with bad pay. That's correct, right?
Kouhi Ronaka: It is true.
Natalie Casanova: Why did you decide to leave that place?
Kouhi Ronaka: Isn't the reason fairly obvious?
Natalie Casanova: Because you never got a World Title match and because CPS was fired even though he was the best thing going there?
Kouhi Ronaka: Spot on. Anyway, you aren't a good enough interviewer for me. So if you don't mind, I'd like to take the microphone and interview myself.
Natalie Casanova: By all means.
** Kouhi Ronaka grabs the microphone gently as she backs away out of the camera shot. **
Kouhi Ronaka: Let me give you the obligatory backstory to why I'm coming here .
** Kouhi Ronaka clears his throat before giving a made up story about his struggles and why he needs to be here in SWS. **
Kouhi Ronaka: When I left..that place back in *a long time ago*, I was beginning to grew tired of American wrestling. I was losing hope thinking all promoters here are huge jerkasses. I also wasn't the loveable Kouhi that I always have been and am once again. No, I was a meanie! But being away from wrestling for so long has made me see the error of my ways , and once I was prepared to make a comeback all I needed was the right place. And no matter where I went I kept hearing about SWS. So a few conversation and a little bit of MJ later and now I'm here!
** The crowd goes absolutely insane, crazy, demented, mental, irresponsible, unsettled, and wild. **
Kouhi Ronaka: Now that I've given the fans something to cheer about, you have one question to ask me Natalie. Just one.
** Kouhi hands Natalie the microphone again. **
Natalie Casanova: How big is Batista's-
Kouhi Ronaka: No.
** The promo ends. **
Subject: The Long Awaited Debut 
Fri May 02, 2014 10:00 am
