Would You Like Some Salt With That Pasta?

* Draven is seen backstage eating a bowl of pasta. He has a look of determination on his face. With good hopes in mind, Natalie Casanova approaches him. *

Natalie: Hey, Draven! I have great news! In honor of your winning streak, our GM has decided to give you a title match!

Draven: Oh, hello Natalie. It's been a long time since I've seen you, and yeah, I've heard of my upcoming match.

Natalie: *mumbles* Yeah, last time you kind of tried to kill me...I don't get paid enough for this..

Draven: What did you say? I didn't hear you.

Natalie: Oh, nothing! Anyway, in honor of your first title match here in SWS, I have come to give you a special interview!

Draven: Well, ask away!

Natalie: So, Draven, why did you join this federation?

Draven: Well, before here, I obviously worked at a prison. I was stationed to punish the bad, but for some reason, they told me my actions were not “morally correct”, so I was fired. So, I found this place nearby and tried to contact management. They told me my talents would be worthwhile here, so here I am!

Natalie: That's sort of disturbing...Sooooo, how do you feel against your opponent tonight, Kouhi Ronaka?

Draven: Well, I believe he is...

* Suddenly, Kevin Steam comes stomping around the corner. He walks up to Draven and starts shouting. *

Kevin: What are you doing!?

Draven: Just eating some pasta, preparing for my match. By the way, I thought of a name for our...

Kevin: I don't care about your stupid tag names!

*Sensing the hostility, Natalie backs away slowly, and departs from the scene. *

Kevin: I want to know why you're getting a title shot and I'm not! It's not fair for you to get all the accolades from our partnership!

Draven: Woah, Kevin-boy. Calm down, you forget that I had a career in this show before you. I'm also currently undefeated, and after my stomping of Davon in our PVP match, I believe I deserve one.

Kevin: You? Stomping Davon? I believe you forget that if it wasn't for me, you would have been crushed! I've achieved a reputation equal to yours in only half the time it took you to get it! Gah, I'm going to talk to Phil about this!

* Kevin storms off to Phil's office while Draven finishes his pasta. *

Draven: Man, he has some problems.

* Draven disposes of his bowl and heads toward the arena. Meanwhile, Kevin barges into Phil's office. *