Corrupt a wish

Okay , so this is how this works:what you do is make a wish and then the next person to post tries to corrupt that wish. after he corrupts it, he then makes a wish and the next person tries to corrupt it and so on and so forth.

Hoe 1: I wish i had a car.

Hoe 2: Wish granted but the brakes are shot and you end up crashing into a tree.

I wish I had a pony.

Hoe 3: Wish granted but it has rabies and decides to attack you.

I wish I had a job.


that's basically it so I will start off

I wish Genesis was still playing music.

Wish granted but they sell out and become as bad as Black Eyed Peas.

I wish Walmart would go out of business.

Wish granted but the founder of Walmart comes back to life then somehow kicks your BUTT and molests you in the ear.

I wish for pasta.

but really worms that eat holes in brain and eventually kill you in horrid way.

wish i had infinate money so never had worry about it any more (boy my boy Perry would be good at this game such a negative bastard about everything)

Wish granted but all the money gets lost in a fire

I wish for a healthy tongue.

Granted but you have sex with a woman who has AIDS and now you are waiting on the test results from your personal AIDS testing kit, and you suddenly collapse from a cardiac arrest while still completely conscious and you can move yourself enough to get yourself to an AED and shock yourself, including the very painful side effect of shocking yourself, even though you do it anyway and suffer through the torture of being electrocuted due to a malfunction of the AED which still allows you to live.

I wish for 3 more wishes that are not corruptible

Wish granted but if you use them I will kill you.

I wish I could stop and start time whenever I wanted

Wish granted but as soon as you try it out you explode.

I wish I had pink underwear.

Wish granted but they have razor sharp spikes on the inside.

I wish I was a unicorn

Wish granted but tpmadmike34455 decides to fuck you in your ass and gives you AIDS.

Wish I had soy milk.

Wish Granted but it's 8 months expired.

I wish I had Pizza.

Wish Granted but the pizza guy delievered it to the wrong house.

I wish I had a better laptop.

Wish granted but it explodes

I wish I was better at math

however you'll forget how to control bladder functions to make room in brain and pee yourself.

wish russians lose their tag titles

Granted but the Russians then kill you with a Hammer.

I wish I get a 69+ in a test tomorrow.

Wish granted but people call you a freaky geek

I wish i got 100 chicks in a day

Wish granted but the chicks kick you in the groin all the time

I wish SWS had the fans it used to have before the reset.

Wish granted but the fans destroyed the arena

I wish i were lvl 10

Wish granted but you then get leveled into level 21 and all the good builders wreck you

Wish I had a dollar.

Wish granted, but the dollar was given to you by a criminal who coins counterfeit money. You are then arrested for purchasing a box of noodles with it.


I wish I could be like the cool kids.

Wish granted but the cool kids eventually turn on you and make you a broken outcast just like cool kids do best.

I wish Ivan was here.

Wish granted, but he has no memory of us or our former accomplishments.

I wish I didn't have to type what I just did.

wish granted, but your hands spontaneously combust

I wish i was a girl in vietnam

Wish granted, but you are attacked and severely raped. You then discover you have AIDS.


I wish that Iphones weren't so fragile.

Wish granted but then you discover you have AIDS. You are also attacked and severely raped.


I wish I wasn't in school with a bunch of obtuse morons.