Corrupt a wish

Wish granted, but it malfunction the same day

I wish I can sing

Wish Granted but you lose the use of your arms

I wish i had some kfc

Wish granted, the chickens sued you for eating there relatives

I wish that I didn't wish

Wish granted and it causes the universe and everything to just explode

I wish i could walk through walks

Wish granted, but your spirit can't so it hits every wall.

I wish I could scream.

wish granted but you can never stop

i wish i had a hula hoop

Wish granted, but it has spikes protruding from it.

I wish ISIS was gone.

Wish granted, ISIS turn into The Village People an started performing YMCA

I wish I can Stone Cold Stunner someone.

Wish grunted but you get rkoed out of nowhere

i wish i had a fancy cape

Wish granted, but a bird poops on it.

I wish I had swag.

Wish granted but the definition gets changed to venereal disease

I wish had a good book to read

wish granted, yet you dont know the language.

I wish I didnt cut my finger.

Wish granted but instead you cut your wrist. 

Wish I had a better cellphone.

Wish granted, your cellphone upgraded to a cup phone.......What? a cup phone is better than a cellphone, you're not being spy on while talking, and there's no drop calls, lol.

I wish I can dissed myself.

Wish granted, but you dissed yoself before you can check yoself, so the end result is that you wreck yoself.

I wish I had money to spend

wish granted but its counterfeit so...yeah....

I wish jr was active still.

Sorry can't wish that, but I can grant Ice Cream, Everyone loves Ice cream

I wish I was a champ at camp.

Wish granted but you are the champ of performing sexual acts for snacks

I wish i had a nuke

wish granted, but its been disabled.

I wish my stitches were out already.

Wish Granted, but the doctors messed up and now you need an amputation

I wish i knew

wish granted but then you forgot.

I wish they would finialy make the deadpool movie

Wish granted but its pg-13 (Not even joking, its actually being made pg-13)


I wish lobo got his own tv series

wish granted then they do an episode where marvel vs dc and wolverine kills him....

I wish Game of Thrones would hurry the F*** up and come back on.

Wish Granted but your favorite character dies in the first episode

I wish sean bean would stop dying

Wish granted but after a few months he dies.

I wish Breaking Bad was back on VOD.