** Lights flicker on and off. 9 men in black forming a regular nonagon that seem to be bodyguards slowly walks out. In the center is The Lousier with his jacked up muscles. The men part outwards forming two parallel lines and salute him as he walks and climbs over the ropes into the ring. **
The Lousier: Relax, relax. My men do no harm, but only if you do no harm to me. I came from Texas, Dallas, Texas to be exact, but I was born in Canada. My age I will not reveal to you. My history involves the Underworld, as you can see my men aren't your typical type of people. To be exact, I was a bouncer. I used to go by Bouncer back in the good old hellish days, but I've become nothing but a lousier, hence my name The Lousier. I address to you all today that I will be taking over SWS.
** The Lousier snaps his fingers and a bottle of water is thrown into his hands. He takes a long drink. **
The Lousier: You may all think I'm just a small fry trying to act all cocky, but you're wrong. I know the big shots, and I've taken them down. You don't think a man like me knows a few wrestling moves up his sleeves? I've been "playing" with people far more dangerous than any of the members of SWS, and I can guarantee you that I've survived. Proof? Well here I am in the middle of you all talking right now aren't I? I have the endurance, I have the resistance. You can throw anything you want at me, a punch, a kick, a grenade, and blunt weapon, almost about anything and I'll live. I'll not only live, but I'll come out unscratched and when that happens, you better be prepared to die!
** The crowd cheers in terror. **
The Lousier: I ain't playing no game. I will climb my way to the top and defeat every single person in SWS, no exception. I will bring the excitement back, I will bring the thrill back, and I will bring the king back to his rightful place. I will redeem my name and get my title back, and then I will earn a new title, the title of the champion. I am here for the weak. I've seen way too many tyrants and bullies in my lifetime. Those with power shall fear me, and those without power will seek me!
** The crowd stands up and shouts in excitement. You can hear whistling throughout the perimeter left and right. **
Crowd: THE LOUSIER! THE BOUNCER! THE LOUSIER!
** The Lousier steps down from the ring. His men circles around him again and together they walk away. **