The lights turns off and red, green, yellow, and blue lights flash around the arena. Never Mind by Infected Mushroom blasts out of the walls as KillerMushroom rushes to the ring while holding a bag of mushrooms.
KillerMushroom: FUN-
Crowd: -GI!!
KillerMushroom: FUN-
Crowd: -GI!!
KillerMushroom: FUN-
Crowd: -GI!!
KillerMushroom: Fyrst Ayd, I will make this really quick, so you better listen and you better listen well! I will accept any sort of challenge from you and or your partner.
KillerMushroom digs through the bag for a mushroom and eats it.
KillerMushroom: Me and my trustful buddies here, mushroom #1, mushroom #2, mushroom #3, mushroom #4, mushroom #6, mushroom #7, mushroom #9, mushroom #11.... * 1 hour later, and mushroom #382 will all destroy you!
He jumps out of the ring and heads towards the commentator's table and grabs a chair, then heads back. He gets two mushrooms, eats one, and holds the other. KillerMushroom steps up onto the chair crouching.
KillerMushroom: *Booloop* *booloop*
KillerMushroom slowly ascends his stance straight.
KillerMushroom: I HAVE THE POWER OF THE MUSHROOM! Fear me! Follow me! Obey me!
The crowd cheers extremely loud. KillerMushroom eats the other mushroom and slowly steps off the chair.
KillerMushroom: FREE MUSHROOMS FOR EVERYONE!
KillerMushroom jumps off the ring and throws the mushrooms in his bag to everyone. KillerMushroom walks backstage sulking.
KillerMushroom: I'M SORRY MY MUSHROOMS!
KMushroom leaves.