Draven Raw Superstar
Posts : 149 Join date : 2014-09-26 Age : 24 Location : Over The Rainbow
| Subject: The Man Behind The Ass Mon Oct 13, 2014 10:50 pm | |
| * The titantron flares to life. * * On the titantron, we see an office with a chair facing the crowd. * Mysterious Man: Hello, Shoot Wrestling Society!* The crowd remains silent. * Mysterious Man: Well that's not the response I was looking for. Perhaps this will do the trick.
* The man spins around in his chair to reveal a man with a short, stocky build and a butt where is face should be. * * The crowd gasps. * B' u t t: It is I, ze wonderful attorney, Senior B' u t t. B' u t t: Some of you may know me from some of ze various cases I have solved, others may have never even heard my name.B' u t t: So today I am here to give you a little background on myself.* The crowd waits quietly. * B' u t t: As a young boy, I was always fascinated by ze law. I always enjoyed showing people zat just because someone's facial features are unique, zey are not fools. I solved my first case at the age of five. It was a case about a bag of stolen pasta.* The crowd takes a moment to respect his wonderful skills with a short cheer. * B' u t t: I also solved a case involving ze great Electrifyy, but zat is a different story for another time.B' u t t: Never ze less, during my life of solving crime, I also learned to wrestle. Criminals can be rowdy these days, even to a poor deformed attorney like me. But, with brain and brawn, I quickly became a force to reckoned with. Many of my childhood bullies and opposing criminals were buried by my awesome skills. * A quick disclaimer airs on the screen * Disclaimer: They were not actually buried, this is simply a metaphor. B' u t t: Soon, all of you will be lucky enough to see my skills in action. I have been chosen to be the lawyer for zis wonderful company, and I will do my best to serve it properly.B' u t t: If push comes to shove, I may have to wrestle some dolts into their place.
* A young man walks into the room. * Young man: Sir, didn't you want to give them more of a background?B' u t t: Hush you dolt, you're ruining my promo.Dolt: Yes sir.* The dolt leaves the room. * B' u t t: Ze B' u t t revolution begins in 2015. Be there, or be square.* The titantron fades to black as the crowd chants B' U T T, B' U T T, B' U T T! * | |
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