Corrupt a wish

Wish granted, but you are then placed in a school filled with preps and drama queens.


I wish homework didn't exist.

Wish granted but instead of getting homework teachers waterboard you.

I wish I could masturbate now.

Wish granted, but you're penis refuses to deflate so you have a permanent erection.


I wish I could go back to TTW.

Wish Granted, but it's taken over by serial rapists with AIDS

I wish i had a tamagotchi

Wish granted, but your device becomes haunted and the spirit manifests into a physical being and kills you. You then become the source of a crappypasta.


I wish I could scream like Oliver Sykes.

Wish Granted, but you scream due to extreme torture

I wish i knew where my keys are

Wish granted, but they are trapped inside whatever boundary you are trying to unlock.


I wish I was older

Wish Granted, the next second you die from old age

I wish i knew the recipe to kfc chicken

Wish granted, but bugs infest your ingredients without you knowing, and after you eat, the parasites destroy your insides.


I wish nostalgia didn't bring tears.

Wish Granted, but you are emotionally dead inside so your friends and family leave you

I wish i had Aides

Wish granted but you lose your voice forever.

I wish Bouncer wasn't a prick.

Wish granted, but it causes a rift in the time space continuum and chuck norris roundhouse kicks you in the face


I wish i could become the world no. 1 news anchor like ron burgundy

Wish granted but one day you get horny on air and you start jacking it causing you to get fired.

I wish 80s kind of music was back.

Wish granted but Justin bieber becomes the lead singer of Queen

I wish i had magic powers that can cause global destruction

Wish granted but your powers eventually cause you to explode into a million pieces.

I wish I was fit.

Wish Granted but you are lose 4 ft in height

I wish i was a real boy

Wish granted but you become the ugliest son of a bich alive.

I wish kschaef was back.

Wish granted, but he decides to troll all day on the forums and never RP.


I wish you guys played when I did.

Wish granted, but you took your ball and jumped off the bridge.

I wish I have some coffee.

Wish granted but Jericho pees in it.

I wish I had a bigger penor.

Wish Granted but you lose it in an accident involving a bear, a witch and a sowing machine

I wish robots will never take over the world

Wish granted but they converted into werewolves and anus raped you

I wish I have a pie

Wish granted but it's pie.

I wish I wasn't sick.

Wish granted give you tea with cannibus and Angeldust in it to make you trip out

I wish to wish that I was rich.

Wish granted, but the money is all counterfeit.

I wish I had swag.