**The lights in the arena go dark and the fans go silent as Sledgehammer by Peter Gabriel plays**
James Wilson: Again with this crap? although the song playing is amazing.
Jordan Mathewson: Yes.
**A man with long hair makes his way to the ring but no one else knows what he looks like since it's dark**
???: Alright , turn on the *censored* lights!
**The lights go back on and the fans cheer for the man in the ring**
Jordan Mathewson: IT'S JOHNY WEATHERLY!
James Wilson: Who?
Jordan Mathewson: International star you dumb.
Johny Weatherly: Hey.
**The crowd replies with "Hi!"**
Johny Weatherly: Well..I am in SWS.
**The crowd cheers some more because Johny Weatherly is da man**
Johny Weatherly: I guess some of you are asking who the hell is the Richard in the ring right?
James Wilson: Yes.
Johny Weatherly: Well I am Johny Weatherly. I have been in the best feds ev..well that's a lie. I never been in a fed until now.
**The crowd gasps**
Johny Weatherly: I usually just wrestled on the indies or at my basement. But I am making my fed debut here in Shoot Wrestling Society.
**"Johny" chants erupt**
James Wilson: Johnny Weatherly is thick.
Johny Weatherly: HEY WILSON , IT'S JOHNY YOU THICK *censored*
Jordan Mathewson: Ha.
Johny Weatherly: Anyway , peace.
**Johny Weatherly leaves as "Sledgehammer" plays and the camera fades**
Subject: Clever title 
Fri Sep 20, 2013 5:10 pm
