Total Knockouts: 1
B' u t t is a wrestler of legendary status. B' u t t has battled the great Bouncer, and knocked him out with a swift glance. For you see, B' u t t can knock you out just by staring at you. Powerful, jes?
*Bouncer storms in the room*
Bouncer: WHAT THE F!$&!? DID I GIVE YOU PERMISSION TO SHOOT A PROMO ON THIS ASS? STOP THE CAMERAS.
*Bouncer moves forward to smash the camera, but a door is heard opening behind him. A figure emerges that is none other than B' u t t!*
B' u t t: Stop zis madness, Bouncer.
* Bouncer turns around and stops, lost in B' u t t's gaze.*
*Bouncer Faints*
B' u t t: Make that 2 knockouts.
*The camera fades*