**A large obese man enters the ring**
?: Do you guys even lift?
**The crowd boos the fat man**
?: My name is Davon Hills and I am the fittest most jacked man on the planet.
James Wilson: Did he look in the mirror lately?
Jordan Mathewson: Apparently not.
James Wilson: Shut up.
Davon Hills: I am known by many names but this one is my firstĀ
*Crowd starts a Jobber chant*
Davon Hills: I will beat anybody in the back because I am not a jobber.
James Wilson: He is obviously a jobber.
**Davon waits for an opponent to come out**