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Who should win the Owning Battle?
Kevin Steam
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 64% [ 7 ]
xXx
36%
 36% [ 4 ]
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PostSubject: Owning Battle Invitational    Sun Oct 19, 2014 1:17 pm

"Alright, first off, if you didn't join this fed to see a bunch of insults thrown, or you have a bad sense of humor, or are easily offended, please stop reading. I like to have a little fun, and some people may think my definition of fun isn't fun at all. But whatever, anyway". 


-Trevor Goodnigh


Since this fed started as a tribute to the late great WWS. I feel we should bring back the greatradition of an Owning Battle! What's an Owning Battle you ask? It's a battle where two people attempto own each other. Fun right? now for the rules.


Rules!

1.) You can only have two posts. If you post more than twice on this topic, BEFORE it's judged, you're automatically disqualified.

2.) Nobody else in this forum can post during this battle. Once the battle is over, everyone can comment. Until then, shut up.

3.) Either one of you can post first, but you can't post twice in a row.

Example, say Owner 1 starts it, he'll have his insult, then Owner 2 retaliates. Then Owner 1 goes again, and Owner 2 finishes it.

I'll be the judge of this competition, and after the battle is over, I'll be judging it on this criteria:

1.) Funniness - your ability to make me laugh.

2.) Punctuation, Grammar, Spelling, etc. It makes it a helluva lot easier to read.

3.) Sentence Structure - Make sure your sentences make sense.

4.) Insults - Don't Google insults please.  


5.) Whoever wins  the Owning Battle will get a future title shot at a title of his choosing!!!  

Alright, with that said, let the battle begin!!! I need 2 participants to volunteer for the battle.  

Btw, you don't HAVE to type a long insult, but it'd be better if you typed a fairly long one.


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PostSubject: Re: Owning Battle Invitational    Sun Oct 19, 2014 1:19 pm

I will take place in this battle.
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PostSubject: Re: Owning Battle Invitational    Sun Oct 19, 2014 5:14 pm

Kevin Steam wrote:
I will take place in this battle.

Challenge accepted:

So you call yourself Kevin Steam, well I call you a Steaming Kevin also known by Canadians as a Hot Carl? What; too stupid to know what that is, google it sometime.
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PostSubject: Re: Owning Battle Invitational    Sun Oct 19, 2014 6:15 pm

I'm supposed to be offended by that? Please, that insult was awful. I don't know who it makes look bad: me or you? I would insult you, but your name does it enough. xXx? Sounds like you should be on the cover of a porn magazine, sorry that you're to ugly to make the cut. What does it even stand for? Xavier Xerver Xidious? Sounds like an alien that just slammed his face on a keyboard in an attempt to sound cool. I really hope your next insult is better, otherwise this won't be any fun. Do me a favor and put some effort into it, otherwise, I'll bury you harder than Electrifyy buried Soldier123.
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PostSubject: Re: Owning Battle Invitational    Sun Oct 19, 2014 6:49 pm

The name is Xaiver Xerses Xidous and you would do well to remember it if that fragile thing you call a brain has room to store the knowledge. You call me an ugly alien unable to make the cover of a porno magazine? Is that your thing? Jerking off to alien porn? I much prefer Hustler or Playboy but whatever trips your trigger buddy boy.

You spew venomous words at everyone like a viper calling everyone Faggot and Gay. Well I tell you this: A guilty dog barks first when trying to cover up the very thing he claims others are.

I mean come on...really? competing with you is like taking on a blind kid in a game of wheres waldo...Your comments make as much sense as this one: On a scale from 1-Z, what kind of animal am I in the rainbow? Answer: pop tart, because gorillas don't eat seaweed.
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PostSubject: Re: Owning Battle Invitational    Sun Oct 19, 2014 7:35 pm

The fact that you need to jerk off is far worse than your first insult. Can't find anyone to please you but yourself? Hah, even if you could, it would be even quicker than your attention span. (That's saying a lot.)

You say competing with me is like challenging a blind kid to Where's Waldo? It's funny because the only blind kid here, is you. Your blind to the fact that my insults are FAR better than yours, and not only that, but I wouldn't be to surprised if you're really blind, considering the fact that your insults were poorly typed.

Do you really think you could beat Kevin Steam in an Owning Battle? You must be the one with the lack of brain knowledge. Like aliens, your chances of winning don't exist. Please learn how to properly insult someone. I'd feel more hurt talking a 7 year old playing Call of Duty.

I would also like to say, that I do admire your bravery. No one accepted but you. That saddens me. I would have loved to challenge someone else. But nevertheless, I have steamed you like a vegetable. Oh wait, I forgot, being around you isn't healthy. You turn all our brains to mush with your terrible roleplays, sorry for pretending like you were healthy. I know you hate when people make you out to be something you're not.

Lastly, the only thing venomous around here, is your face. My heart stops beating every time I see it. It's so impossible to comprehend, my brain stops functioning every time I look at it. Plastic surgery is normally never the answer, but in your case, I think 11/10 doctors recommend it.

Get rekt.

That is all.
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PostSubject: Re: Owning Battle Invitational    Mon Oct 20, 2014 11:50 am

OH! OH! OH!!!! It's over!  


Let's see, Steam had a better first post than xXx's first. In the second round xXx stepped it up a bit and whipped something just a little longer. Steam's second and last post was a big improvement as well. I feel as if you both could  have done much better but we got what we got. Now for the results. 

In muh opinion the winner is: 

Kevin Steam!!!

Sorry, xXx. Your posts are nice but overall I think Kevin Steam's posts are funnier.  Congrats Steam, but you didn't win just  yet! We will have to see what the SWS forum users have to say. Poll posted.
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PostSubject: Re: Owning Battle Invitational    Mon Oct 20, 2014 1:18 pm

What kind of an idiot mistakes Draven for Kevin Steam?
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PostSubject: Re: Owning Battle Invitational    Mon Oct 20, 2014 1:34 pm

Shut up. And I forgot to mention that there is no voting for yourself.
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PostSubject: Re: Owning Battle Invitational    Thu Oct 23, 2014 10:28 am

Kevin Steam won and no one was shocked.
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