I've Got Pain To Serve!

* The scene opens to reveal a seemingly empty hallway *

* An axe flies by the camera and a loud thud is heard farther down the hall *

???:  BOOYAH!

* Natalie Casanova runs to investigate *

Natalie: What just happened?!

* The camera turns to the right to see a broken box with an axe covering its remains *

* The camera then turns to the left to see a tall man with a burly build and a long mustache twirling another axe around his hand *

???: I'm just doing some target practice, sugar. What might your name be?

Natalie: I'm more concerned about who you are...and why you're juggling axes in a public facility!

* The strange man stops juggling his axe *

Draven: The name's Draven, sugar. Draven, The Glorious Executioner.

Natalie: Glorious Executioner...?

Draven: That's right, I'm sure you'll remember the name.

Natalie: Well my name is, umm, Natalie. Why exactly are you an executioner?

Draven: Well I travel around making shows out of prison executions. You shouldn't be to worried hun, I had to sign a contract to keep my killing to a minimum while working here.

Natalie: So you're a wrestler now?

Draven: That's right, prepare to see my face all over this crappy show. I'm probably the best wrestler here.

*Draven flexes his muscles *

Natalie: Well the fact that you use axes to fight...

* Draven stops flexing *

Draven: Nevertheless, this Here Comes The Pain guy has scheduled a fight for me tonight. Some k-nad  guy or whatever, his name won't matter when I'm finished anyway.

Natalie: Well Draven, I think you should probably be heading to the arena, your match against KNAS is next.

Draven: Thanks for reminding me, babe. I lost my train of thought staring into your beautiful eyes.

Natalie: Yeah whatever....

Draven: Well if you don't mind I'll be on my way, I've got pain to serve!

*Draven brushes past Natalie, picking up his other axe and heading to the arena *

Natalie: I sure won't mind your absence at all...