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Ivan Borovsky
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Location : Soviet Russia

PostSubject: Great Relationship   Mon Mar 10, 2014 6:57 pm

** A piece of crap from the crowd hops the barrier. Security doesn't really care because he's so stupid that he can't do any damage to anyone but himself. He grabs a microphone. **

???: Listen up, idiots. I'm Michael. I graduated top of my class and that makes me a nightmare for idiots like you. But I'm not just the smartest man to ever breathe, I'm also great at making women swoon. Take, for example, my sexy girlfriend Alicia. Here she comes now.

** Alicia swims to the ring. She gets second place. **

Michael: Having a sexy girlfriend is the 8th best thing I do. The top seven are stealing gimmicks, being cocky, hitting on women out of my league, drawing attention to myself, hopping security barriers, doing WHATEVER it takes to get what I want, and never admitting to being wrong. I'm never wrong, am I, Alicia?

** Alicia stops deciding which salt she likes best and looks at Michael. **

Alicia: I LIKE ALL SALTS! I DON'T KNOW WHY I NEED TO PICK A FAVORITE. HONESTLY, SOCIETY, LIKE, MAKES PEOPLE CHOOSE THEIR FAVORITE SALT!!! WHY CAN'T PEOPLE BE FREE TO LIKE ALL SALTS?! IS THIS AMERICA OR SOVIET RUSSIA?! I WILL DRAW THE SOVIET RUSSIAN FLAG RIGHT NOW OUT OF PROTEST!!!!

** Alicia grabs into Michael's beard and pulls out a marker. She draws the Soviet Russian flag on the ring mat and Michael claps. **

Michael: She is so talented. That is why I love her. And she loves me too. Right, Alicia?

Alicia: I'M SO DAMN SICK OF PEOPLE DOING THINGS!!!! WHY THE HELL DOES EVERYTHING HAPPEN TO ME? MY LIFE IS SO BAD!!!!!!

Michael: But you have me, Alicia. Anyway, not to be cocky, but I am the smartest man on the planet. I am officially announcing my debut in S.W.S. against Luis next week. And Alicia will be there to manage me all the way. Right, sweetie?

Alicia: LUIS IS SO ANNOYING WITH HIS SPANISH!!! HE CLAIMS HE DOESN'T KNOW ANY THEN HE DOES!!! WHY CAN'T EVERYTHING BE PERFECT?! EVEN IF IT WERE, IT WOULD STILL SUCK!!!! RANTING IS THE ONLY THING THAT CAN BRING ME JOY!!! AND SWIMMING!!! AND SALT!!!!!!!

** They go backstage. Michael is out of breath upon reaching the top of the ramp. **
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